(If you’d like to just skip my 4 am rambles and get to the answer, I’ve made it bold for you.)
Hello, lovely anon. I’m not sure how long this question has been in my inbox so I’m really sorry if it’s been more than three days. I blame the Veronica Mars rewatch marathon I had going on this week.
Anyway, there’s only one person running this blog. My personal is vanillatwist. I would make a tiny “About Me” on the blog but I’m not sure who would really want to know? Plus, I had been thinking about keeping the anonymity but, well, here we are.
Elyan (8:42 AM): Gwen would you like to have lunch with me? Maybe we could talk?
Gwen (8:44 AM): Who is this?
Elyan (8:45 AM): your brother.
Gwen (8:47 AM): OH! Yes, lunch would be nice.
Elyan (8:50 AM): you didn’t have me in your contacts?
Gwen (8:52 AM): Well I hardly ever use this thing.
Elyan (8:53 AM): do you have Arthur in your contacts?
Gwen (8:56 AM): Merlin added the numbers in but he could only remember his own and Arthur’s by heart. I’m sorry.
Elyan (8:57 AM): Of course he did.
asubakatchin - I’m glad you like the blog. I am working then “more” and the “Morgana and Gwen” parts.
I just think Morgana doesn’t text as much because she’s pretty lonely. She only has Agravaine to talk to and he’s mostly just creepy. But I do think that sometimes when she’s bored and not busy coming up with plans on taking over Camelot, she blocks her number, changes her voice and calls Arthur and the other knights. Sometimes in the middle of the night just to wake them up and other times she’ll just breathe heavily into the phone until they get creeped out (except one time when she called Leon and he said “Morgana?” and she was so startled she hung up the phone and never called him again) and hang up. As for Gwen, well I’m not sure why she hasn’t texted much. She must be busy with…whatever it is she’s busy with nowadays.
purplepebbles-embrace - Thank you so much! I’m glad I got you to laugh. I’ve gotten such a lovely response from everyone so seriously, thank you.
I had to screencap this because I just feel the need to keep this message in my inbox forever. I’m happy “Gwaine” gave you material to spam your friend with.
Lovely Anon: As much as I hope you don’t lose all your followers, I’m glad you like this blog so much. Gwaine texts are probably my favorite too.
travellingskyward: THANK YOU!
Merlin (2:23 AM): I’ve been thinking, why haven’t we ever hugged?
Arthur (2:24 AM): What?
Merlin (2:25 AM): Well, I mean, all the other knights have hugged me.
Arthur (2:27 AM): This is what you think about while you should be sleeping and getting rest to wake up early tomorrow morning and bring me breakfast? Stop thinking and go to sleep, Merlin.
Merlin (2:28 AM): I just wanted to know.
Arthur (2:37 AM): I have hugged you once. Right after we found you in the woods. You were covered in mud but I didn’t care because I was just so glad you were there and I’d thought we’d lost you.
Arthur (2:40 AM): You don’t remember?
Merlin (2:41 AM): Right. Of course I remember. How could I forget something like that?
Merlin (2:46 AM): Thank you.
Arthur (2:47 AM): Goodnight, Merlin.
Merlin (2:47 AM): Goodnight, Arthur.
Gwaine (1:02 AM): Mass message: can any one of you sing well? I want us to make music together? we could be the ‘knights of camelot’
Percival (1:04 AM): stop sending messages and let me get back to sleep I can hear the clicking of the buttons
Merlin (1:05 AM): Well I have heard Arthur - wait. He just told me not take this question seriously.
Arthur (1:05 AM): No.
Elyan (1:06 AM): go to sleep Gwaine
Leon (1:07 AM): go away
Merlin (9:25 AM): I just heard from someone in the kitchen that you’re asleep on the training field and you don’t have a shirt on. Why is that?
Gwaine (9:36 AM): i think i traded my shirt for more drinks
Merlin (9:37 AM): How? It’s not worth anything and I’m sure it smelled awful.
Gwaine (9:39 AM): I think the lady serving at the tavern has a thing for me
Merlin (9:41 AM): The person serving at the tavern is a man.
Gwaine (9:44 AM): do you think Leon will let me borrow one of his shirts?
Merlin (9:46 AM): I don’t think so. Why don’t you ask Percival?
Gwaine (9:49 AM): none of his shirts have sleeves
Agravaine (3:05AM): I feel as if you were to share a bed with someone you would be better company.
Morgana (7:30AM): What?
Agravaine (7:32AM): What?